Pretty soon you're going to realize that the juice...
I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe And guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed where your nightgown used to be I told myself I won’t miss you But I remembered what it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me
THEY CAUGHT THE BRONX ZOO COBRA.
Thank God I’ll finally be able to sleep tonight.
Got a phone call from my parents panicking because...
Talking to a girl online from Ireland?
My dream has come true.
Brian Must Be Freaking Out!
How I make eye contact.
Really? When did that become the secret? In any case, I’m screwed.
Having a major scheduling dilemma.
So earlier this week, I met with the department head of my major, and she wrote me out a course plan, and said I needed one summer course, because I was one credit short for graduation. Which was fine. Except she scheduled me for basic stat next semester, and that class requires MATH 109 or higher. I’ve only taken MATH 103. This of course, caused a massive meltdown because the only summer...
itstomcat: staywrecked: petuhanthonyy0y0y0: WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT? I HOPE HE IS A GENTLEMAN. MAYBE HE WON’T FIND OUT WHAT I KNOW. YOU WERE THE LAST GOOD THING ABOUT THIS PART OF TOWN WHEN I WAKE UP, I’M WILLING TO TAKE MY CHANCES ON…
Put some clothes on!
I think I just ingested more shampoo in that...
When the teacher shouts "SILENCE"
Discussing the origin of the Easter Bunny with my...
You just don't get it.
It’s not about the incessant texting, although while that plays a part it in, I can handle that. It’s about the fact that I say things and you say okay and that you understand, but yet you do them anyway. If I tell you I really need to study for two midterms I have the next day, and you say okay, but then you text me an hour later to see how studying is going, that is not okay. I know that that...
Food Network, hold me.
I feel like I should be upset, not relieved.
But honestly this is the first time in almost a month that I feel like I can breathe, and I’m not constantly letting someone down. It’s hard for me not to revel in that feeling.
Embarking on the daunting task that is changing...
Yes, I'm a Transformer
sarahpark-: like a mutherfucking boss. NBD.
Valerie: I’m filled with rage. Me: Murderous rage? Valerie: More than murderous rage. Genocide rage. cue machine guns
That awkward moment when you don't know what to...