so i figured out which textbooks i’ll need for next semester and put them all in a word document and color coded them rainbow style i’m making progress?
infinity0nsigh: have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf
licklighters: endlesslyunamusing: Holy lord in heaven I just died. I can’t.
my mind just connected new tv -> with apps -> netflix -> HEY ARNOLD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE -> on an actual TV
Okay, so I'm insane and I just made myself have a...
So I’m a hardcore lip biter. I chew the crap out of my lips. So, this results in, obviously, dried skin. Which I pick off, because I’m a crazy motherfucker. And it bleeds, 8 out of 10 times. BUT I CAN’T STOP DOING IT. I looked it up and it’s a trigger of an anxiety disorder. Apparently when I get nervous I bite my lips so much that it loosens the skin, which then I later...
I have no intentions of playing in the Pro Bowl… I plan on being in practice...– Terrell Suggs (via baltimoresportsreport)
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
Donny: Hey...hey, who am I? *falls over*
Me: I'm going to tell your girlfriend what you did.
Donny: Come on, you couldn't even breathe, you were laughing so hard.
Me: I WAS CHOKING!
beckett-kendrick-zane asked: How was your Christmas?
Things to celebrate this Christmas: successfully holding a baby for the first time. And not dropping it. Although she did find it necessary to pull down the curtains that were behind me. So that happened. Because apparently she has transformer arms and hands.
From my parents: 42” LED 3D TV with BluRay. Quite a change from my circa 1990 practically-console TV that I’ve had forever. Ravens PillowPet, slippers, and windbreaker Penguin footie pajamas (they’re pretty awesome) New battery for my phone Misc small random things From my brother: Tigger PillowPet Sims 3 with Pets expansion BO BURNHAM SHIRT Best Christmas ever....
I need to grow up and stop being so excited over...
Whatever, it’s Christmas.